If I Ever Win The Lottery No Pants sarcastic humor T-Shirt

Manifest your millionaire dreams with a declaration that truly matters: pants are optional. The If I Ever Win the Lottery, I’m Never Going to Wear Pants Again T-shirt is the perfect blend of sarcasm, comfort goals, and honest ambition. Whether you're lounging in boxers, robes, or just the smug glow of financial freedom, this shirt is your ticket to pants-free power fantasies.

Available in multiple colors and sizes up to 6XL, because comfort should be limitless—even before you win.

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
• Heavyweight classic unisex tee
• Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
• Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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