Whatever Floats Your Goat funny sarcasm T-Shirt

Drift into maximum relaxation mode with the Whatever Floats Your Goat T-shirt—featuring a delightfully chill goat living its best life on an inflatable tube. This vintage-style design brings just the right mix of attitude, humor, and absurd farmyard zen. Whether you’re into ironic fashion, rural rebellion, or floating through life one hoof at a time, this shirt is your new spirit animal… literally.

Perfect for summer days, river trips, quirky gift-giving, or simply letting the world know you're unbothered and buoyant.

Available in multiple colors and sizes up to 6XL, because everyone deserves a goat that floats.

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
• Heavyweight classic unisex tee
• Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
• Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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